Dust off your VHS copy of Passport to Paris. Because this ain’t it.
Welcome to 888 Things to Do in Paris, a bi-weekly newsletter that showcases the best the city of lights has to offer. And by “best,” I am, of course, referring to world class experiences such as:
Popping out two babies during a global pandemic
Engaging in a years-long hostile grudge at your local Monoprix
Avoiding the beach at all costs
Getting debilitating food poisoning from [redacted]
Navigating diabolical expat mom Facebook groups
Bombing interviews at prestigious private elementary schools
Cleaning up dog vomit at everyone’s favorite Instagrammable anglophone bookstore
Why should I subscribe? My inbox is already on fire.
Picture this: you are sifting through Black Friday marketing emails, Google cal invites, and Doctolib reminders when you suddenly come across a short, concise newsletter that details all the fun you can have in Paris if you are a depressed, anxious gal-about-town home.
Subscribers get two of these gems a week. Yes, two — and believe me, these pay wall emails are full of juicy, lurid details. For example: did you know you can ▇▇ a ▇▇▇▇▇▇ with ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇, just by ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇ of your ▇▇▇▇? I know, shocking.
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