888 Things to Do in Paris

A guide for people who are too sad, tired, or overwhelmed to artfully arrange a picnic by the Seine.

Welcome to 888 Things to Do in Paris, a bi-weekly newsletter that showcases the best the city of lights has to offer. And by “best,” I am, of course, referring to world class experiences such as:

• Popping out two babies during a global pandemic

• Engaging in a years-long hostile grudge at your local Monoprix

• Avoiding the beach at all costs

• Getting debilitating food poisoning from [redacted]

• Navigating diabolical expat mom Facebook groups

• Bombing interviews at prestigious private elementary schools

• Cleaning up dog vomit at everyone’s favorite Instagrammable anglophone bookstore

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