888 Things to Do in Paris
A guide for people who are too sad, tired, or overwhelmed to artfully arrange a picnic by the Seine.
Welcome to 888 Things to Do in Paris, a bi-weekly newsletter that showcases the best the city of lights has to offer. And by “best,” I am, of course, referring to world class experiences such as:
Popping out two babies during a global pandemic
Engaging in a years-long hostile grudge at your local Monoprix
Avoiding the beach at all costs
Getting debilitating food poisoning from [redacted]
Navigating diabolical expat mom Facebook groups
Bombing interviews at prestigious private elementary schools
Cleaning up dog vomit at everyone’s favorite Instagrammable anglophone bookstore
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